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Academy Awards 2026

Bald person with pale white face makeup, wearing a dark red coat, handcuffed, lying down with a distressed expression.

UMNIA’s definitive and complete Academy Awards Best Picture Ranking, with reasons and apologies.

Umnia El-Neil 12 Mar 2026

Stylized movie poster with six Black actors in period clothing against a glowing orange sun backdrop, dramatic red tones.

Read every OBSCURAE Best Picture Review

OBSCURAE 11 Mar 2026

An older man in a navy shirt faces a younger woman in a dark denim jacket, talking outdoors near a lush green hedge.

Sentimental Value: The profound sadness™

Umnia El-Neil 10 Mar 2026

Man with glasses leaning exhausted on a green Jaques ping pong table, paddle nearby, crowd watching in dark arena background.

I finally watched Marty Supreme. It's really good, actually.

Umnia El-Neil 5 Mar 2026

Three people in a dimly lit basement: a bald person in red sits looking up at two standing men in suits, one gesturing.

I finally watched Bugonia, against my will. (Spoilers)

Umnia El-Neil 5 Mar 2026

Racing drivers in APXGP and Ferrari team suits walk on a Formula 1 grid, wearing sponsor-branded white and red uniforms.

ARCHIVE: F1: Boomer Propaganda

Umnia El-Neil 24 Jan 2026