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Every Luca Guadagnino Film I’ve seen, ranked
4. Bones and All Too long and too narratively messy, but it makes up for it in very simple and well-crafted visual storytelling. The performances between Chalamet and Russell seem to be talking past each other. Dialogue was pretty atrocious, I can’t work out why. Costuming, Pacing, Copious amounts
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'Your Monster' is the film event of the year. (Spoiler-Free Review)
I don’t know what to say to get you to believe me - this film, if it is released this year, and if God is just and real, will be the biggest film of the year. Theatre Kids, Actors, Film Buffs, Horror Fans, Rom Com fans, Melissa Barerra Fans
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La Chimera was ‘about nothing’?! (SPOILERS!)
No! No!!!!! La Chimera was about property rights and extraction. I thought we all got it? It was pretty clear??? to me??? You know…. the juxtaposition of the abandoned Station and the unopened Graves? That potential through hard work can be negative and positive too? The police not being able
Trophy Case
‘Hit Man’, and the new Low-Mid Budget Era
There is something so fulfilling about being right, and there, and on it, and around, and paying attention. I have been a fan of Linklater’s for a while now, and especially his approach to filmmaking resonates with me deeply. There is, simultaneously, a seriousness and irreverence that means he
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The Met Gala “Digitine”: or, when Fashion falls short.
Preceding and then following the Met Gala this year, the justified fear of yet another glitzy culturally iconic event being used as cover for ramped up genocidal efforts by the Israeli Military soured the entire thing. Protestors were ‘successfully’ corralled away from the actual streets of the Gala, and the
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And the fandom peeps will never know about ‘The Purple Rose of Cairo’
Lost within the righteous and justified flames that took Woody Allen, is a film called ‘The Purple Rose of Cairo’ starring Jeff Daniels, of The Newsroom fame, in his first big role. I found this film through a friend and exclaimed that, as it has been lost to time, I
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These Tashi Takes are Ass. Go watch the Film again.
When I first watched the trailer for Challengers, I only got about 5 minutes of happiness and glee in before I had two thoughts. 1. A film with a black girl being desired by two hot white guys? This kissing scene is probably the only scene where that happens. This
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✨The Case for ‘Strange Way of Life’
To commemorate ‘Strange Way of Life’ now being available on Netflix, I’m bringing back my review from my old Substack, for your reading pleasure. Though this review will contain spoilers, it will not include a synopsis, so it will make the most sense only after you have seen the
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Sasha Velour revealed the woman in me.
I have had an intense time trying to wrestle with my gender. Not to be all “Black, bigger girl who talks too much”, but my experience in the world has been that I’m not lady enough to be liked, and certainly not Ladylike. I will sometimes be awarded the
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Lesbians, In the first Person: Lesvia & Old Lesbians
There’s something really powerful and a little emotional about sitting in a cinema screening room surrounded by Old Lesbians, in their two’s. At BFI Flare, I found myself in such a situation, watching two stellar Documentaries, back to back. I will give each of them a moment, and
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Ex Machina, Her, Predictive Filmmaking, and an odd twist.
I’m usually thrown off at the IMAX. Too Loud, too big. Some people need that, but with me, it’s like sending an unnecessarily large voltage through very sensitive equipment. Ex Machina in IMAX is elite. What I’ve always enjoyed about the film is that a) I agree